Women just don’t understand men.  Period.  This news bit is the latest proof: Unfaithful woman seeks 2nd chance by wearing sign

Ok, so you were a slut and let another guy bang you.  Now you’re sad because your fiancé dumped you.  First of all, what the hell did you think was going to happen?  Was he going to say “ah, don’t worry honey.  I know you love me.  That was a silly mistake. It’s all water under the bridge, we have our whole lives ahead of us.”  Unless you’re engaged to John Cusack, the answer would be “No”.  For all you women out there, this is exactly how a guy feels when you cheat on them: you are nasty and dirty.  You are a slut that is not to be trusted. He can’t ever be with you again.  If you had been a juicy steak, cheating on your boyfriend/husband is like someone taking a giant dump on the steak.  Yeah, the steak is still there and it’s still juicy, but there’s a steaming pile of crap on top of it.  You can never eat it again.  Same way, when you screw another guy, all your boyfriend/husband will see when they look at you is a steaming pile of shit.  There ain’t no way a man will eat a pile of shit. 

Even if this slut’s fiancé was a dumbass who could stomach being with her again sometime in the future, publicizing it to the whole town, and thanks to the technology the Internet, pretty much ensures that you will never ever get together again.  You see, even if a man is spineless enough to muscle his way through eating a pile of shit like you, he can only do so if nobody knew about it.  By telling the entire world, you are ensuring two things: 1-He’ll never ever ever EVER be with you again.  2-He will get a whole bunch of sympathy fucks from women as stupid as yourself, giving him yet another reason for not to ever look at your face again.

Oh and one final comment about the article. What she did is NOT a vigil.  Holding up a sign declaring yourself to be a slut is not holding a vigil.  The sign (in essence) said:  “I’m a slut, honk if you think my fiancé is a dumbass” in the front, and “I honestly am stupid” in the back. Oh, and all those honkers?  They were other guys who saw a self-declared stupid slut and thought “yeah, she’ll play” and tried to get in on the action.

-Walter.